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fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

tripp-and-fall:

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:


Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year. 

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

Yes, it’s a big deal. However, the rule that caused the flag to be thrown was not a rule while Tebow was playing. Also, if you think that most people are Tebow in a positive light, you’re crazy. People hate Tebow. Tebowing is seen as a JOKE. They hate his religious side. The NFL has admitted it’s mistake, the player admitted that he originally slid on his knees before praying. THATS’s why they threw the flag. Don’t freak before  there is reason to.

tripp-and-fall:

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:

Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year.

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

Yes, it’s a big deal. However, the rule that caused the flag to be thrown was not a rule while Tebow was playing. Also, if you think that most people are Tebow in a positive light, you’re crazy. People hate Tebow. Tebowing is seen as a JOKE. They hate his religious side. The NFL has admitted it’s mistake, the player admitted that he originally slid on his knees before praying. THATS’s why they threw the flag. Don’t freak before there is reason to.

I’ve always hated how Menzel pronounces isolation.

ICE-olation.

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

Tumblr bloggers would rather reblog images of world events and tell people to boost it instead of getting off their lazy asses and thinking critically.

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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

Poster fails to understand that early Family Guy didn’t shit on Meg

Poster fails to realize that Family Guy’s intent over the last few seasons is to destruct their characters enough where they become played up versions of the most unlikeable aspects of morality.

Poster fails to realize that early Family Guy had Peter actually trying hard to provide for his family and loves them, but has now since devolved into a medium for surrealist humor.

Poster fails to realize that Meg’s character is 4th wall breaking ironic. Mila Kunis is a beautiful woman in control of her life and has enough confidence for Tumblr to go all out in fits of “SIGNAL BOOST!!!” When seeing her on Jimmy Kimmel, and Meg is a normal girl who has no power.

Take that entire picture of Family Guy into consideration. It was once ON PAR with Simpsons, because it came out at a time where Simpsons was going through an Identity crisis. The first few seasons where more geared with Bart, because at the time, the accidental audience was kids due to it being a cartoon. As they grew up, it focused more on adult characters and meanings, loosing it’s kid audience because they had not experienced the subjects of their jokes. Family Guy had both. But now, Family Guy has went they opposite way, a more adult show turned kiddish and immature because kids starting watching it… While Simpsons finally gained back at their adult audience.

THIS DECK IS BAN WORTHY

2x Breeding Pool
1x Island
3x Mana Confluence
4x Misty Rainforest
1x Scalding Tarn
2x Stomping Ground
1x Temple Garden
2x Verdant Catacombs

4x Cerulean Wisps
3x Manamorphose

3x Jeskai Ascendancy

4x Gitaxian Probe
4x Glittering Wish
1x Grapeshot
4x Serum Visions
4x Sleight of Hand
3x Treasure Cruise

2x Arbor Elf
4x Birds of Paradise
4x Noble Hierarch
4x Sylvan Caryatid

Sideboard
1x Abrupt Decay
1x Aurelia’s Fury
1x Fiery Justice
1x Guttural Response
1x Jeskai Ascendancy
1x Manamorphose
2x Path to Exile
1x Rakdos Charm
1x Simic Charm
1x Sphinx’s Revelation
3x Swan Song
1x Wear / Tear

Combo Explained: With a Mana Dork, a cantrip, and a Jeskai Ascendancy in play (Turn 2 is possible with a Gitaxian Probe) you can draw into every card your deck.

Tap dork for mana, cast a cantrip, Ascenancy triggers—untap your guy, loot your cards, resolve first cantrip, rinse and repeat until you hit Grapeshot.

Multiple Ascendancys will result in each 1 mana cantrip netting you 3 cards and 2 mana if you resolve your triggers right.

Glittering Wish gets you cards. Another Ascendancy is in the board for this.

This deck is wild…and it’s consistent and it works.

40k looks like so much fun but it’s expensive and a lot of stuff to lug around