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booksandweapons:

theres no more cookies in the house because i ate all of them

i dont know what to snack on now

i mean WHATS THE POINT WITHOUT COOKIES

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

nom-food:

Creamy tomato soup

nom-food:

Creamy tomato soup

professorfangirl:

mediamattersforamerica:

The internet’s most beloved geek, Wil Wheaton, calls out misogyny in gaming, and confronts the men who attack him for doing so. Incredible. 

Wil Wheaton, mensch.

Fun MTG-related asks (Pick one and put it in my ask)
  • 1. What's your favorite Color

  • 2. Favorite Creature Type

  • 3. Favorite MTG terminology

  • 4. Last Deck you played with

  • 5. Last MTG-related argument with your friends

  • 6. Last format you played in

  • 7. If something could stop you from playing MTG for life, what would it be?

  • 8. Would you ever date a person who disliked MTG?

  • 9. If you could go back in time and purchase a playset of any card (excluding the p9s) what would it be?

  • 10. What is your biggest MTG-related regret you've ever had?

  • 11. If you could have a creature from MTG become your pet, what would it be?

  • 12. What would you be spending on if you weren't playing MTG?

  • 13. If who you are now were to be transformed into a planeswalker card, what would your ultimate be?

  • 14. ignoring all the broken things it might unleash, If you could have just one card reprinted in standard, what would it be?

  • 15. If you could change any rule in the MTG Comprehensive rules, what would it be, and why?

  • 16. Would you want to teach MTG to your children, and why or why not?

  • 17. For how much longer do you forsee yourself playing MTG?

  • 18. Why do you play MTG?

  • 19. Have you ever competed in an event with more than 30 people?

  • 20. Worst deal you pushed through with

  • 21. Rituals/habits you do while playing (cardflicking/shuffling/etc)

  • 22. Are there other cardgames you play?

  • 23. how do you determine who goes first during a casual game? (die roll for highest/lowest, coin flip, etc.)

  • 24. Do you own any MTG-related Paraphernalia? (posters, mugs, etc)

  • 25. Do you have an MTG-related nickname in your playgroup?

  • 26. What decks are you always known for in your playgroup?

  • 27. Most difficult word to spell/pronounce you've come across while playing MTG

  • 28. Do you organize your cards a certain way?

  • 29. Have you ever physically destroyed MTG cards before?

  • 30. What format would you love to play, disregarding cost of entry

  • 31. Most notable flavor text

  • 32. How do you tap your cards?

  • 33. Lands over creatures, or vice-versa?

  • 34. What do you think about the current storyline of MTG?

  • 35. Which deck do you think is the most dominant deck in standard?

  • 36. Which deck do you think is the most under-utilized deck in standard?

  • 37. In your opinion, which card is the absolute worst card ever printed?

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

Against Dredge….
Opponent: I’ll get my Ichorids back.
Me: So still in upkeep, I’ll Sharpshooter a goblin token.
Opponent: Okay, I’ll loose 2 Bridges
Me: I’ll shoot all your Ichorids and Narcos. No zombies for you.
Opponent: Fucking bullshit (leaves)
richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA