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I’m a huge fat ass.

Anybody you ever said that I’m handsome or hot or sexy is obviously lying.

I hate my body.

I fucking hate it and no amount of Tumblr love yourself bullshit is gong to keep me from loving myself.

I wanna stick a vacuum in myself and suck it all out.

tinkerblightsteel:

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

pocketfulofgeek:

blarvitarb:

Damn I love magic :)
#Mtg

Poor red. So underpowered they don’t even have an overpowered 2 drop.

The closest thing we have is young pyromancer. And that doesn’t even come close.

why does everyone like to forget about Goblin Recruiter

tinkerblightsteel:

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

pocketfulofgeek:

blarvitarb:

Damn I love magic :)
#Mtg

Poor red. So underpowered they don’t even have an overpowered 2 drop.

The closest thing we have is young pyromancer. And that doesn’t even come close.

why does everyone like to forget about Goblin Recruiter

melkorwashere:

thranduil-stormborn:

naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

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gallifreyansquid:

the greatest movie of all time

steveargyle:

Fun fact, Liliana is actually blonde.  She dies her hair for “necro-cred.”

steveargyle:

Fun fact, Liliana is actually blonde.  She dies her hair for “necro-cred.”

blackcollarcitizen:

Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…

Stores: image

stalkerkyoko:

tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

childhood video games

is it 1999 again?